ROBERT and MARGE DUDEK have lived in the same house since they married seventy years ago. Now in their 90s and contending with age-related malaise, they attempt to conceal their feebleness from their three aging children, who Robert believes are conspiring to relocate them to a facility for the elderly. Upon learning their dad has gambled away the family fortune in cruise ship casinos, ex-con middle child SCOTTY pushes his sisters, IDA and KEALY, to join him in order to pull off a malevolent scheme to wrest control of the remainder of their parents’ estate.

A shady car dealer and a mysterious caregiver add to the chaos, as the conspiracy comes to a head, pitting sibling against sibling in this wild and darkly comedic play.